EST. 1776 ★ (basically)
Freedom of speech,
delivered.
Stop sending the same Hallmark hugs-and-rainbows nonsense. Send something they'll actually remember.
No filter, no chill, no apologies. Roast your friends. Comfort your enemies. Pay your taxes. Sign, seal, deliver. Be free.
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Birthday Roasts
Another year closer to the grave.
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Military & Veterans
Hooah. Oorah. Hooyah.
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Just Because
No reason. Pure chaos.
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Graduation
Congrats on the debt.
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Wedding
Til lawyers do you part.
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Anniversary
Another year, still legally bound.
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01
Lock in target
Name, profile, reason. Brief us on who's targeted.
02
Set your strike level
Light Fire → Tactical Strike → Full Assault → Total Annihilation.
03
Delivered with precision
Premium cards. USPS shipped. Unforgettable strike. Mission complete.
Your friends deserve better roasts.
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